Hooking up with Samir

What do these three guys have in common? Well, all three were recently charged with DWI (Driving While Idiots). They're among 109 people busted in Nassau County, New York, for being intoxicated behind the wheel. Yeah, I know what you're thinking: "South Asians, represent!"

The idiocy of drunken driving can be found in every community. These guys are lucky that they were charged with only DWI. Had they killed someone, as they easily could have, they'd be spending lots of time behind bars, not inside them.

Among the most serious cases in Nassau: Juan F. Cardoza, of Baldwin, who police say was driving along Sunrise Highway westbound in eastbound lanes; Eric F. Flores, of Kings Park, whose blood-alcohol level police say was three times the legal limit; Karen A. Armata, of East Meadow, who police say was driving drunk with her children aboard; and, Samir Nayee of Winter Park, Fla., who police say had two previous arrests for drunken driving, authorities said. [Link]

Yes, Samir is a serial offender. Incidentally, ladies, if you're interested in hooking up with him, you may not have to hang out at a bar. Just respond to his matrimonial ad.

Ive been lookin for love in all the wrong places, gonna give this online thing a go to see new faces....

i dont know - im a fun loving, intellectual, sarcastic, enterprising, exciting, goofy kind of guy... dont really know what else to say but well, ummm - im samir and if anyone wants to get to know me..... dont hesitate... [Link]

Of course, this might be a different guy, one who just happens to have the same name and face. This guy, after all, is an "intellectual." He's a thinker, not a drinker, never mind that he has posted a photo of himself nursing a drink at a party. He's an advertising professional who's "athletic," "enterprising" and "wheatish." So what are you waiting for, ladies?

Comments

[jimmysteves]

give the guy a break, I bet you made alot of stupid decision in your life and regret it. and your last comment, what you waiting for ladies? you must be a 300 pound big lady who sits behind a computer and blogs all day long, show your face and who knows he might be interested in you???

[Melvin]

Sorry, jimmysteves, a guy with three drunken driving arrests doesn't deserve a break. He deserves to be locked up -- before he kills someone. Hopefully, Samir has learned a lesson. If so, good for him and I wish him the best.

[ZedEd]

What exactly did this guy do to you for him to deserve this sort of karma? Or are you just a fool trying to get some hits of some sort?